Around the Horn with Paul Ghiglieri: 25th Edition

Sliding face-first into baseball... for all of us.

Welcome to the 25th edition of Around the Horn, a recurring op-ed with a satirical slant that riffs on whatever’s recently noteworthy in baseball. Think of it as a stripped-down Last Week Tonight or The Daily Show in a column format with recurring segments about the good, bad, and ugly in the world of America’s pastime. Additionally, as often as possible, we’ll end with an interview as well.

I took a hiatus from this column through the offseason. I figured things figured to remain quiet after last year’s cold stove, so I probably wouldn’t miss much.

I was wrong. Very, very wrong.

A national cheating scandal, lawsuits, a gender breaking hire… and I haven’t even mentioned the ‘rona yet.

On that note, let’s get right to it, shall we?


The Rundown

Our Main Story


Has there been anything in most of our lifetimes that has been as utterly arresting as the pandemic we now face? It has evolved from a distant threat to a crisis that has literally redefined the way we live unless you’re Jared Leto.

I mean, who can blame him? Like you wouldn’t take a silent meditation over #StayHome right now as you clutch your last roll of toilet paper like Gollum does his “precious” Ring?

Amidst all the chaos and tragedy wrought by this virus outbreak, baseball has been suspended indefinitely. To be sure, this consequence is hardly significant for some, but if you’re reading this column, it means something to you, and there is no shame in lamenting the loss of a game that brings such joy to so many.

We’ve all had quite a lot of time to think about the myriad of possibilities that await MLB this season. Shortened seasons, a canceled All-Star game, and which players and teams could benefit or suffer because of it all.

However, I can’t help but think about the bigger picture here. Baseball might be a yearly pursuit of nostalgia and life-affirming joy for most of us, but the players themselves, it represents a finite window to live a fleeting version of themselves. A study in 2007 revealed that the average Major League baseball career lasted about five and a half years.

Think about that. For the majority of players you will hopefully see play this year, MLB baseball will comprise about 7% of their lives, assuming average life expectancy, assuming we see anyone play at all. For them, the virus has robbed them of an irretrievable season in their careers that can never be reacquired.

Without a doubt, we can bemoan the loss of a prime year in Mike Trout’s career or that of legends in their twilight like Justin Verlander and Nelson Cruz. We can also wonder about the career trajectories of players like Mike Yastrzemski, Jon Berti, and other late-career blossoms who may wither under the tourniquet of organizational restructuring that could result as a response to this crisis.

For many of us, the delayed start, or even possible cancellation, of the 2020 baseball season will result in disappointment and frustration. Ballpark pilgrimages will be canceled, season ticket holders will be forced to await an official policy from the league designed to handle ticket issues, and many fantasy baseball leagues will postpone their drafts. I can tell you that my birthday gift – plane flights for the family and tickets to see the Giants play in June – has very likely gone belly up.

Does any of this truly measure up to the trials and tribulations healthcare workers are facing right now, or the pain and suffering so many of the afflicted must bear, or even the despair of those who have tragically lost loved ones due to this pandemic? Nope. Not remotely. But this column exists to satiate your love of all things baseball, and that includes each and every reason you may feel sad that you do not have baseball during these trying times.

It’s okay to grieve over such a thing while simultaneously being grateful for good health and sympathizing with those less fortunate.

Would Trout have finished 2020 with an OPS over 1.000 for a fourth consecutive year? Would Lourdes Gurriel have raked for a full season? Could Verlander continue to evade Father Time? Would this be the year Yoan Moncada wins the MVP award and joins the league’s elite? Would Kyle Tucker ever actually get the chance to play, or has Dusty Baker finally found the human prototype for shagging flyballs?

At least we know that if the season doesn’t start until July we will finally get that full season from Carlos Correa.

Luckily, there’s still a chance baseball returns to us like the caged bird sings.

In the meantime, let’s all practice responsible social distancing to flatten the curve and go full Tommy Lasorda on the ‘rona together.



Out of the Park

A Look Beyond the Boxscores for the Best in Baseball This Week


The delayed start to the season has impacted minor leaguers more than any other players. They were already disadvantaged, and the lack of income can be crippling. Fortunately, those who have made it to The Show are also aware.

A live look at Shin-Soo Choo when the Minor League season finally resumes:

I covered the plight of minor leaguers more than a year ago, interviewing former minor leaguer Eric Sim about the harsh realities of what many misperceive to be a privileged life. Choo’s efforts are both admirable and necessary. Even better, other teams have joined in the relief effort, marking a full-scale effort to provide relief and aid to some of the game’s most vulnerable members.

Perhaps this groundswell of support will be the start of improving the conditions and compensation for minor leaguers everywhere, especially when there are proposals being considered to sever more than 40 Major-League affiliations in the future in order to improve those working conditions.

With unemployment at its highest rate in 80 years, these young professionals, those who represent the future of the sport, shouldn’t be left to twist in the wind. It’s refreshing to see MLB actually extending a hand of support to its feeder clubs.

In other good news from the offseason, baseball saw its first female full-time coach hired.

I wrote about sexism in baseball for my last column in 2019, and it continues to astound that more women have not been employed in the coaching ranks of the game. Strategy, knowledge of the game, talent evaluation, leadership… these are the qualities of a good baseball coach. It’s never been fully clear why a guy like Buddy Bell managed for nearly a decade at the big-league level, collecting one winning season, six last-place finishes and not a single finish above third place, but a woman had to wait until 2020 to get a full-time gig of any kind.

Yes, Bell was an All-Star Gold Glover in his playing days. However, arguably the greatest manager in MLB history, Joe McCarthy, won seven World Series titles, and he never played in the majors.

Nancy Pelosi runs the show with the House of Representatives. Angela Merkel was the Chancellor of Germany for four terms and remains a de facto leader in Europe. Mary Barra presides over GM. Marillyn Hewson runs Lockheed Martin. I’m pretty sure there’s a woman who can coach the Marlins better than Don Mattingly. Just sayin’…


Backdoor Sliders

Where Baseball Got Caught Looking


You knew this was coming.

The Astros.

By now, I’m sure you’ve all read the scoop. I’m not going to rehash the details. I’m more interested in the blatant lies and hypocrisy, the aftermath, the potentially underreported truth, and the only response that’s acceptable.

Let’s start with the blatant lies and hypocrisy. To do that, we have to start at the top.

There’s really only one response to that.

Except, then he doubles down on idiocy:

Get a grip, Jimbo. C’mon, man. You can’t possibly be serious?



Fine, let’s turn to the face of your franchise. The man who defied the odds to win an MVP award and redefined what “underdog” means.



Sure, but I’m sure there’s nothing nefarious about that at all. Jose Altuve has been an ambassador of the game, a role model for so many across the globe.



All right, fine, but there must be a valid reason behind that, right?




It’s okay, Altuve. At least Pitcher List’s own Justin Paradis has your back.



Anyhow, the sooner MLB realizes this story won’t ever go away, the better. They were scheduled to hold a Field of Dreams game this summer, a constant reminder of the Black Sox scandal. Pete Rose remains a peeled scab more than 30 years later. Steroids continue to haunt every Hall of fame ballot.

Amidst all the drama, this has been MLB’s response:


Yeah, that’s not good enough. What’s worse is the fact that suspensions for AJ Hinch and Jeff Luhnow will still be considered served during this shortened season, which brings me to the only semi-acceptable response I’ve seen so far:



Accountability. Responsibility. Acceptance and contrition. Yet, dig a little deeper, and even that had to come with mixed messages. The entire affair is almost enough to make you want to down a six-pack of Corona.




There are many different opinions as to how the league should handle punishments, ranging from lifetime bans to an asterisk in the record books, to the outright stripping of the Astros’ title. There is a strong argument for just about every reasonable punitive measure suggested. However, I am far more interested in the aftermath of the scandal, and how the unearthing of the Astros cheating has begun to shine a light on other episodes of rule-breaking to gain an advantage.

Listen to this story, right here:



If that doesn’t make you start to question what’s real and what’s not anymore, I don’t know what to tell you. The whole thing is beyond unsettling.

Nonetheless, perhaps the core of this aftermath might be players who may have had their careers negatively impacted by the Astros cheating. Just look at Freddie Freeman tell this heartbreaking tale.


Well, some of those players affected by the scandal are actually filing lawsuits for compensation. No, seriously – it’s true.


And the fact is, how can you not root for these poor guys to have their day in court? Remember, the average career lasts less than six years. If you had your dream stint potentially cut in half because the guys in the other dugout cheated to win, what would you want in return? For what’s been lost can never be regained.

In all honesty, the delayed start to the season may have presented many Astros games from playing out like this:



Most concerning might be the fact that we haven’t actually seen the tip of the iceberg with this scandalous affair. So many have come out to defend the Dodgers after their loss in the World Series to the Astros. Then, Logan Morrison came out swinging.



It almost makes you wonder if there’s so much more to this than we even know.

Well, then… I suppose the real question isn’t how should the Astros be punished, but rather, how deep down the league-wide rabbit hole MLB wants to go with their investigation, and how far the fans are willing to go with them.


Extra Bags


What we do know is that the game of baseball itself is beauty and grace personified, so sticking with the girl power motif, this girl crushes… with style.

Very excited to be back this year! That’s the ballgame for this week! Thanks for joining me, and I’ll see you all next week!


Featured Image by Justin Paradis (@freshmeatcomm on Twitter)

Paul Ghiglieri

Paul Ghiglieri has written fantasy analysis and hardball columns for PitcherList and FantasyPros. A lifelong Giants fan living in LA, he spends his free time writing screenplays with metaphors for life only half as good as baseball.

2 responses to “Around the Horn with Paul Ghiglieri: 25th Edition”

  1. Dave says:

    Bad beer… bad limes… who knows? ;-)

  2. Eric says:

    Well done all around – but that Choo gif — so good!

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