It is a particularly special any year that the 4th of July happens to land on a Sunday because it really makes it a two-day affair with the observation of the holiday being on Monday (and clearly by observation what we all mean is “the day we get off from work”). I can personally attest to this as my neighborhood erupted in loud bangs and pops on both evenings.
Now being a party-pooper is not my go-to, but I am, admittedly, fine with playing the role. Real fireworks are fun. There is something almost primal about them; they always look largely the same but even when they are not novel, they are fascinating. The kind of fireworks that 12-year-olds (and they are always 12-year-olds, either by the letter or the spirit of the law) acquire from a family trip to South Carolina, however, are…
Siri, what is the opposite of awesome?
…unexceptional. They are the celebratory equivalent of fingernails on a chalkboard or, for some people, the wave at a Major League Baseball game. This effect is only more so when you have skittish pets or young children (or, presumably, young pets and skittish children). This year, my girls handled it really well. I was pleasantly surprised. Last year there were tears. Many, many tears.
So you may be asking yourself, “Self, when is he going to talk about baseball?” and that would be totally fair. This long and winding road brings me to this moment; it actually happened on Sunday, the real fourth, but I am including in the review of Monday, July 5th partly because it’s sweet and wholesome and amazing (and partly because it involves an untraumatized child not being afraid of M-80s):
Javy Baez showing his son how to hit dingers and pimp bat flips 😍 pic.twitter.com/O5ChbE4ySr
— Baseball Central™ (@BaseballCentraI) July 5, 2021
Other happenings that actually occurred on Monday include:
choose your facial hair fighter pic.twitter.com/tuHBf5f7hu
— Cut4 (@Cut4) July 5, 2021
My word… José Abreu really just hit a ball to the 3rd deck 😱
(via @NBCSWhiteSox) pic.twitter.com/S7VrwfBaD8
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 6, 2021
Mike Moustakas returned to Kansas City (albeit still on the IL):
We kindly request the loudest and most emphatic "MOOOOOOOOOSE" you can muster.#TogetherRoyal pic.twitter.com/oDvQ4noE4J
— Kansas City Royals (@Royals) July 6, 2021
So good to see Mike Moustakas back at the K. Bummed he is on the IL but he says he’s loving life with the Reds and his leadership role in the clubhouse. Moose held court with former teammates for quite a while. Got quite a bear hug from Salvy pic.twitter.com/sAgKBLWOOL
— Joel Goldberg (@goldbergkc) July 5, 2021
There was this conundrum in Tampa Bay:
Us trying to watch baseball and @TBLightning at the same time: pic.twitter.com/PZyvytACOA
— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2021
And this bringing together of looks-like-they’re-fighting-but-they-aren’t-fighting tremendous talent. I bet if they’d tried a little harder they could have picked a better frame to Tweet:
Baseball's top prospect meets baseball's 🐐.#OurCLE pic.twitter.com/vypdXx99d4
— Bally Sports Cleveland (@BallySportsCLE) July 5, 2021
There were many videos going around of how guys found out about making the All-Star Team. This one comes to us from Texas:
Gibby. Joey. Adolis. All-Stars. 🌟 pic.twitter.com/vJThRZXQBx
— Texas Rangers (@Rangers) July 5, 2021
There was this important anniversary:
He is sometimes overlooked – but the courage Larry Doby showed in breaking the color barrier in the American League cannot be overstated.
74 years ago today, Doby made his historic debut for the @Indians. pic.twitter.com/HXfxCqGs5A
— National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ (@baseballhall) July 5, 2021
This little dance:
Got some Shawesome moves, man. 🕺#OurCLE pic.twitter.com/1TcT8zdqGU
— Bally Sports Cleveland (@BallySportsCLE) July 6, 2021
And, finally, this obligatory Don Orsillo reference:
Love this! Welcome to Petco Park. @Padres #HungryForMore pic.twitter.com/Hao1dioW3U
— Don Orsillo (@DonOrsillo) July 6, 2021
Now, let’s get to those Moments.
Happy Birthday, Shohei
It does not seem like I can get out of an article without mentioning Shohei Ohtani and, while I tried, I could not find a reason that that is a bad thing. On top of that, yesterday was his birthday:
Happy birthday, Shohei! 🎈
お誕生日おめでとう! pic.twitter.com/wO3CTqmlne— Los Angeles Angels (@Angels) July 5, 2021
Happy 27th birthday to Shohei Ohtani!
Is he your MVP? pic.twitter.com/UL4yAsy9Tr
— Baseball Bros (@BaseballBros) July 5, 2021
And if his performance was not enough to land him in this list, then THIS definitely was:
The Angels are giving away these pillows to fans tonight, on Shohei Ohtani’s 27th birthday. There were so many people lined up pregame to get them that security wondered whether they should open the gates earlier than usual. pic.twitter.com/cDeHucOj76
— Alden González (@Alden_Gonzalez) July 6, 2021
Some people only here for the Shohei Ohtani pillow giveaway. Umm how? pic.twitter.com/vlHnYqxYCa
— Patrick O'Neal (@Patrick_ONeal) July 6, 2021
How many tickets did that dude have?! Anyway, check eBay to get yours today (for what I am sure is a totally reasonable price)!
One final clip for your viewing enjoyment to celebrate his birthday:
Shohei Ohtani’s power dates back to his international playing days when he hit a homer THROUGH the ROOF of the Tokyo Dome!
The dugout’s reaction is us all …
— Farm To Fame (@FarmToFame_) July 6, 2021
Tampa Bay Rays, Dawg
Not much to say here, but the Rays turned a potential stinker of a night into a good one. This moment was a big part of that (note the looks on the faces of the players in the dugout below because that’s really where the fun lives here):
Same @Sugar_ShaneM, same. pic.twitter.com/NF6gkmpYwE
— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) July 6, 2021
Three hits to tie it and a #walkoff in the 9th.
The Rays struck like lightning. ⚡️ pic.twitter.com/0cMQbQz0xH
— MLB (@MLB) July 6, 2021
City (Dis)Connect
I am going to be honest with y’all: I thought I would absolutely hate the giant money-grab that is the City Connect uniforms. However, I have actually liked almost all of them. Not everybody looks great wearing them (see: Tony La Russa), the uniforms themselves have been pretty decent.
Until these. Maybe you like them and that’s totally fine, but you’re super totally and completely wrong about that!
There are Giants in the sky. ☁️
Check out the latest Nike City Connect uniforms. pic.twitter.com/y6SYLUV0qg
— MLB (@MLB) July 5, 2021
In this city, you're in the presence of Giants. #SFGiants | @nikediamond pic.twitter.com/eXPrO0UJj2
— SFGiants (@SFGiants) July 5, 2021
There were responses:
https://twitter.com/therealestmuto/status/1412064609197035521
Which Bay Area alternate uniform is worse? pic.twitter.com/qwLqlrTFDU
— Rick Tittle (@RickTittle) July 5, 2021
This one definitely begs the question: What was 1998 John Turturro doing in a super-weird A’s alternate uniform from the 1970s? Time travel is real, people.
Kevin Gausman had feelings, too:
All Star Kevin Gausman has mixed feelings about the Giants Nike City Connect uniforms
“They should’ve dressed us up like prisoners at Alcatraz.” 🤣 pic.twitter.com/emmfobVwHv
— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) July 6, 2021
In all honesty, I’d rather wear this as part of my regular uniform:
Solid show tbh pic.twitter.com/nJadzRjA0H
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 5, 2021
Chase is on the case!
Awesome Moments
These moments definitely speak for themselves:
Love to see this.@Braves | @FreddieFreeman5 pic.twitter.com/XAlDqZ0iJ7
— Bally Sports: Braves (@BravesOnBally) July 6, 2021
A dog brought the umpires water in between innings. This is so awesome 😍 pic.twitter.com/dWDMoptPjk
— Baseball Central™ (@BaseballCentraI) July 5, 2021
We don’t deserve @DALLASBRADEN209 #RootedInOakland pic.twitter.com/yYkDckZlvG
— Amazin’ A’s Craze (@AmazinAsCraze) July 5, 2021
— Pittsburgh Pirates (@Pirates) July 6, 2021
I’d be a little starstruck standing next to Freddie Freeman too, I guess.
Great Plays and Slick Moves
This article is really more about “moments” and not “highlights” but every now and then the “highlights” become “moments” anyway and so here are some of those:
6-4-3 with STYLE. pic.twitter.com/M8HrdXeFVb
— MLB (@MLB) July 6, 2021
.@zshort_20 is good at defense.
That's it. That's the tweet. pic.twitter.com/BFv79CQKDd
— Detroit Tigers (@tigers) July 6, 2021
More defense:
A robbery on the first pitch of the game! 😱
(MLB x @SIRIUSXM) pic.twitter.com/awgs00OzvM
— MLB (@MLB) July 6, 2021
One heck of a throw (even if the runner was safe):
Runner was safe on this, but my goodness the throw from Ronald Acuña Jr. 😳
(via @BravesOnBally) pic.twitter.com/ijV2xJZeDR
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) July 6, 2021
One heck of an infield hit:
.@j_chisholm3 had a 31.2 ft/sec sprint speed on his infield single!
30.0 ft/sec is considered elite. pic.twitter.com/SCo0LC1Maz
— MLB Stats (@MLBStats) July 6, 2021
And this quip from the Nats that also highlights how good Trea Turner is:
Trea Turner is 2-for-2 with a HR and a 1B so we're going to go ahead and start on tonight's cycle graphic.@treavturner // #NATITUDE pic.twitter.com/xPOp6EK4Av
— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) July 6, 2021
Oddly Satisfying
There should be a “r/” before that title to be honest. This thing is Reddit-worthy. Turn on the sound for this one (otherwise it’s a very boring clip of a ball being thrown):
I am in love with this sound 😍 pic.twitter.com/GDAg7TGpVN
— Baseball Central™ (@BaseballCentraI) July 6, 2021
Also of note is that Nick Castellanos once again hit a home run right in the middle of announcers trying to have a serious moment. In this case, they were honoring the life a serviceman named George A. Gorman:
Here is the Royals broadcast of the Nick Castellanos home run.
They were eulogizing someone live on the air when it Nick went deep to left-center field.
You can not make this stuff up.
Credit to @hjodoyle for the tip. pic.twitter.com/iA2grIKY61
— Nick Kirby (@Nicholaspkirby) July 6, 2021
His timing is impeccable. And speaking of timing, it is time to go. Grab your straw hat and throw it on if you had a good time!
The BBCIB is looking pretty fine in that straw hat @Phillies pic.twitter.com/asVjGgEQtn
— Shaun Nestor (@shaun_nestor) July 6, 2021
Happy to be of service.
Photo by Icon Sportswire | Adapted by Justin Paradis (@JustParaDesigns of Twitter)