There is one day each year that haunts many a fantasy baseball player. It is always on a Monday and causes lineups to lock around 8:00 am on the left coast because the Boston Red Sox always play an early game on Patriot’s Day on the right coast. There is no mercy for weekly leagues, either, and it can be somewhat devastating for a matchup before it even really begins.
This game is actually steeped in tradition and usually coincides with the Boston Marathon, another ginormous athletic event in the city that day, that this year is postponed due to COVID. Of late, it has taken on special meaning because of the way the Red Sox, the city, and, most notably, David Ortiz responded after the 2013 Marathon bombing. The two things, already connected to one another, became inextricably intertwined so much so that Nike, in creating the Boston City Connect jerseys, paid homage to the Marathon itself:
In honor of the Red Sox debuting their Nike City Connect jerseys today, we are going to give a couple away. Just like and comment for a chance to win. pic.twitter.com/HGIyjmrCYd
— MLB (@MLB) April 17, 2021
Confusing for people who don’t get it? Yes. But now you know and, according to the authority on knowing, G.I. Joe, that is half the battle. It’s weird to see the completely different color scheme, but these uniforms are undoubtedly dope.
And they were designed to honor the Boston Marathon which traditionally occurs on Patriot’s Day in Boston. Which was yesterday. So the Sox obviously wore these:
Patriots’ Day baseball in Boston. ⚾️?? pic.twitter.com/kTmcnYrptY
— MLB (@MLB) April 19, 2021
We will get back to Boston soon enough because the game with White Sox was a bit bananas, but there were a few other moments worth noting here before we get into the nuts and bolts of this thing.
Vin Scully and his World Series ring:
Special delivery for @TheVinScully. ? pic.twitter.com/qJqIOjKGvq
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 19, 2021
Rod Carew was back in Angels stadium:
It’s too bad the games got cancelled, but I got the chance to go back to @Angels stadium this weekend and watch some @Twins BP. Felt great to be back on the field. Stay safe everyone! pic.twitter.com/sYMICkbDay
— Rod Carew (@RodCarew_29) April 19, 2021
Cubs relievers wore these shirts on Sunday:
Lol Cubs relievers were wearing “failed starter” shirts during pregame pic.twitter.com/PcaqpISQ7q
— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) April 19, 2021
Willians Astudillio officially announced his Cy Young candidacy:
nothing but respect for OUR AL Cy Young ? pic.twitter.com/QdXKwXQs9V
— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 19, 2021
And Marcus Stroman called out a guy:
Taunting? I flashed the gold on my glove to MY dugout. Clearly. Not even slightly towards the Rockies dugout. I have nothing but respect for everyone in the league. Stop reaching for clicks while trying to cause controversy. Poo-poo take sir! ? https://t.co/DrQqhD9xJn
— Marcus Stroman (@STR0) April 19, 2021
From now on, “Poo-poo take sir!” is my go-to phrase for all things I disagree with and, to be honest, I’d be okay with “Take poo-poo, sir!” as well.
With that, here are the 7 Best MLB Moments from yesterday.
“L”ucas Gio”L”ito
Look, I know he only got one “L” today, but once I commit to a bit, I have to see it through. I take no pleasure in what happened to Lucas Giolito today except for a small amount as a Red Sox fan and also a fantasy manager with no shares to worry about. His line for the day included a single inning-pitched, eight hits, two walks, two home runs, and eight runs with seven earned. As Daniel Powter might say, he had a bad day:
Lucas Giolito: Not a morning person
Sox score 6 in the first on Patriots’ Day
pic.twitter.com/ukThBqW0cW— Starting 9 (@Starting9) April 19, 2021
White Sox brought Giolito back out for the second inning and this happened on the first pitch… pic.twitter.com/4pzp1B7xeJ https://t.co/rN2aAMunjh
— Talkin’ Baseball (@TalkinBaseball_) April 19, 2021
Position Players Pitching
In this very same game, which I promise we will move on from after this, Tony LaRussa decided to deploy one of his hottest hitters, Yermin Mercedes… on the mound:
Yermin Mercedes is on the mound ? pic.twitter.com/NSDg4vO6RK
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) April 19, 2021
And then, just to drive the point home that he had no faith in his team mounting a comeback and had totally given up on them, brought in another position player to pitch:
Danny Mendick, Overpowering 64mph Pitch…right down the Mendick. pic.twitter.com/SKozTwjLyI
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) April 19, 2021
There just isn’t time or space here for all the fun Twitter had with this one, admittedly mostly about his name which is just mean, but I do have time to show you Yermin admiring his performance in the dugout:
Checking how cool he looked pitching pic.twitter.com/5CgEAQYFOq
— Matt Monagan (@MattMonagan) April 19, 2021
Maybe he was just checking Twitter. Where maybe he saw Astudillo’s announcement. And got some ideas…
Brandon Belts a Homer
My super clever wordplay aside, Brandon Belt hitting a bomb, while being cool and all, is not all that particularly noteworthy. So why, you may wonder, have I included here in the super formal, illustrious list? Excellent question, reader. Watch to the end:
This fan went after Brandon Belt’s home run ball and let’s just say it didn’t end well ? What an effort though
(via @NBCSGiants) pic.twitter.com/71Y79gLxPA
— FOX Sports: MLB (@MLBONFOX) April 20, 2021
Here’s the same clip, but with a user calling the baseball hunter out by name:
Zack Hample just completely eating it from a row back. & then crawling to a baseball he doesn’t get. I’ve been laughing for 10 minutes lmao pic.twitter.com/qUvh3c7IhG
— Shelfy (@RealShelfy) April 20, 2021
And Zack confirmed it:
On the plus side, my YouTube video from tonight’s game will be VERY entertaining. ?
— Zack Hample (@zack_hample) April 20, 2021
Get better soon, Zack Hample, wherever you are.
Milestone Mania!
Here are some cool things that happened, in no particular order.
Danny Duffy got his 1,000th strikeout:
Danny Duffy, K’ing the Side.
Career Ks 998, 999 and 1,000. ??? pic.twitter.com/eD5QbZvkme
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) April 20, 2021
Jean Segura motors for his 200th career double:
Swim Segura.
Nothing was stopping Jean Segura from his 200th career double. pic.twitter.com/6nbhrHDOAf
— MLB (@MLB) April 20, 2021
Gabe Kapler got himself his 200th career managerial win:
Congrats on your 200th career win, Kap! pic.twitter.com/78ROH8FAsg
— SFGiants (@SFGiants) April 20, 2021
Jack Flaherty with some Ks:
500 strikeouts. 80 appearances.@Jack9Flaherty is the 1st Cardinal to reach 500 strikeouts in less than 100 appearances.#STLFLY pic.twitter.com/wnJ3CCwewh
— St. Louis Cardinals (@Cardinals) April 20, 2021
And Nick Maton earned his first career hit in his MLB debut:
Save that baseball!@Nick_maton123 picks up his first Major League hit in his debut. ??? pic.twitter.com/CcqsizGxBt
— Philadelphia Phillies (@Phillies) April 20, 2021
Congrats to all the winners (and especially to Jean Segura for making sure he got that baseball)!
Mickey Moniak Mania!
So maybe you’ve heard of him, or perhaps, like me, you had not. He wears number 16 for the Philadelphia Phillies and he had himself a bit of a strange night. Here we see him getting absolutely hosed on a Kevin Gausman pitch:
— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) April 19, 2021
You might be surprised to realize that this umpire is CB Bucknor, famous for his accuracy behind the plate. Or maybe not, since he is not famous for that at all.
Then this happened (or the other happened first, I’m not 100% sure of the order so let’s just roll with it):
It’s not about how you start, it’s how you finish. pic.twitter.com/hsGQdXIJPu
— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 20, 2021
Good thing he doesn’t play for the Mets, because it would have bounced off his shoulder and over the fence for the strangest dong in all the land. As it turns out, he’s a Phillie and Brandon Crawford was out.
A “Cucumber” in D.C.
As you will notice, I do not deserve credit for the coin-a-phrase here, but this was a run-down to-be that never pickled. In a star-studded put-out, Goldschmidt gets hung up but finds safety back at third only to leave Arenado hung out to dry:
A pickle that never developed. A cucumber, if you will. pic.twitter.com/2obGnO7mIs
— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 20, 2021
Just the ol’ 5-6-2 put-out you see all the time. If Alexander Joy Cartwright hadn’t messed with the rules (read a previous article to learn more about this), they could have just pegged both Goldy and Arenado and had a double play. To quote me, “That’s hilarious! I mean dangerous. Thank goodness that didn’t make it in.”
Some Shade in Tampa Bay
Normally, finding a little respite from the sun in Florida is a good thing, but the Tampa Bay Rays social media got a little passive-aggressive here with this from the Tampa/Kansas City game:
I mean …. thanks? pic.twitter.com/qzhvbTXRpR
— Tampa Bay Rays (@RaysBaseball) April 20, 2021
I mean, they’re not wrong, but ouch. Let’s check in with Taylor Trammell:
— J Arakawa (@jarakawa_) April 20, 2021
He does not seem happy.
I’ll see myself out.
Photo by Icon Sportswire | Adapted by Justin Paradis (@JustParaDesigns of Twitter)
These are fun articles, but I’m confused as to why Lucas Giolito’s rough outing is considered one of yesterday’s best moments.
Thanks for checking these out, and totally fair point! It is partially because it was pretty newsworthy and partially tongue-in-cheek as I made such a big deal of being a Red Sox fan. But totally legit critique!
Albert Pujols stole third base!