Holy cow, baseball is back! For real this time, with a 162-game schedule, and fans in the stands. I was busy getting my second Moderna shot on Opening Day (in my Joba jersey, natch) so you will absolutely be able to catch me in The Bronx soon getting way too worked up over every pitch. Hopefully, by the end of this year we may even be able to get a few Pitcher List meetups under our belts, wouldn’t that be something?
In the meantime, feel free to blast some Puig Destroyer and join me on a voyage through the good, bad, and weird from last night.
The Twins In Milwaukee
We like to throw the term “pitchers duel” around a good amount these days, and I get it. But last night we got a real, for sure, historically significant, capitalize the letters Pitchers Duel between the Twins and Brewers. Corbin Burnes took a no-hitter into the 7th inning when he gave up a dinger to Byron Buxton (on pace for 162 home runs) to end his bid. José Berrios had also not given up a hit through 6 innings, at which point Baldelli decided he was done for the day with 84 pitches.
5 innings, 0 hits for either side tonight in Milwaukee. 👀 pic.twitter.com/5KRI4y0XMw
— MLB (@MLB) April 4, 2021
I mentioned this was a historic occurrence, but just how historic?
José Berríos of the @Twins and Corbin Burnes of the @Brewers are the first pair of opposing starters to have 10+ strikeouts and 1 or fewer hits allowed in the same game in the modern era.
— OptaSTATS (@OptaSTATS) April 4, 2021
How’s “First time in over 120 years” do ya for?
I don’t envy the Nastiest Pitches crew trying to sift through all of this game to find the gifs for their article…
Barnhart Bobbles
Catchers have to juggle so much to play their positions. Calling pitches, making sure the infield knows the call when runners are on, catching guys stealing, telling the umpires how good/bad they look that day depending on the calls, you get the picture.
But then of course Tucker Barnhart had to go and add literally juggling to his list of responsibilities as he made dang sure that Tyler Mahle was gonna get that K.
Barnhart and the longest strikeout ever pic.twitter.com/QFEITPq7US
— Alex Fast (@AlexFast8) April 3, 2021
Mahle kept it together impressively on the mound there, no reaction until the fist-pump once everything was secured.
Seeing Reds
Stop me if you’re heard this one before: Yadier Molina took offense to somebody being mean to his pitcher and a whole brouhaha broke out.
It all started with Nick Castellanos getting hit by a pitch from Jake Woodford and politely offering him the ball back:
Frame this. 🖼️ pic.twitter.com/aMVfLM0rT7
— Bally Sports Cincinnati (@BallySportsCIN) April 3, 2021
When Castellanos eventually came around to score on a wild pitch, he was, uh, just a little amped up:
This will be framed and hung here soon ! pic.twitter.com/o2pFhOjv5r
— The Holy Grail (@holygrailbanks) April 3, 2021
You can see footage of the entire tussle here, although it’s really the standard baseball “fight” where guys in ill-fitting pajamas stand around glaring angrily before they go back to their respective dugouts:
The Reds' and Cardinals' dugouts have emptied after Nick Castellanos scores on a wild pitch. pic.twitter.com/M8sSctUjbo
— Bally Sports Cincinnati (@BallySportsCIN) April 3, 2021
If nothing else is truly impressive how painterly so many moments involving the Reds getting into bench-clearing incidents end up looking like. But as far as hard feelings go for the players involved?
Castellanos has big respect for Molina: "That guy could have punched me in the face and I'd still ask him for a signed jersey." #reds
— Mark Sheldon (@m_sheldon) April 4, 2021
Speed Thrills
We may only be on day three of the 2021 season, but it shouldn’t be a secret that Jazz Chisholm is fast. Very fast. Baseball Savant had him in the 81st percentile for sprint speed in 2020 but that might be a bit low.
En route to the Marlins beating the Rays, Jazz was walked, proceeded to steal second while Rich Hill was looking right at him, stole third just because at that point why not, and then to top it all off, he scored on a shallow fly ball to right field.
Here's @CDeNicola13 with more on Chisholm's electric trip around the bases: https://t.co/qYwP7nmfqP pic.twitter.com/Vd9fyIhxn8
— MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline) April 4, 2021
And infinity bonus points for the incredibly rad hair.
Paying It Phorward
We all know the Phanatic is kind of a big deal, especially in Philadelphia. But what should the living embodiment of the City Of Brotherly Love do when Bryce Harper wears a pair of cleats in homage to you?
Well, you wear a pair that pays tribute to him.
Best Phriends Phorever https://t.co/KqIqv0mQJt pic.twitter.com/yStUts6nlU
— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 3, 2021
There is something deeply hilarious about the contrast between the wild fur that Bryce has on his cleats vs the little stuffed men on the Phanatic’s, it’s so…unexpected.
Kershaw Picks ‘Em
There’s a lot going on in this clip, mostly the inside-the-park HR, which also happens to be Zach McKinstry’s first big league home run. But the most important thing happens at around 30 seconds in:
Inside-the-park home run alert! pic.twitter.com/hpTP2rAfBv
— Los Angeles Dodgers (@Dodgers) April 4, 2021
That’s World Series ring-haver Clayton Kershaw just absolutely going for it, ignorant or uncaring about the camera that is literally in his face. Ah, the carefree life of a champion.
Yermín Engineering
Yermín Mercedes wasn’t going to let a pair of pitchers take all of the Modern Era firsts this weekend, though. As if going 5-5 on Opening Day wasn’t enough, he went 3-4 last night, adding his first big league homer while he did it.
🚨 new @MLB record alert 🚨 pic.twitter.com/U40sjnBqOh
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) April 4, 2021
He’s currently slashing .889/.889/1.444 which is good for a very cool (and very sustainable) 554 wRC+. Personally, I’m just furious with myself for not knowing about Mercedes and drafting him in every league given that he is everything I look for in a fantasy catcher.
Long Time No See
In addition to a pair of events that haven’t happened in over a century, we got to see Lucas Luegte’s first time toeing the slab in a big-league park since 2015:
Lucas Luetge hasn't pitched in a big league game in 2,170 days.
After 6 years, he stepped onto the mound at Yankee Stadium today & racked his first K since. pic.twitter.com/PIiueaql6R
— Cut4 (@Cut4) April 3, 2021
Between Luetge, yesterday’s starter Corey Kluber, and yet-to-debut Jameson Taillon, the Yankees have a bit of a theme going with their pitchers…
Two First-Timers
Meanwhile, on the complete opposite end of the spectrum we got to see two true MLB firsts last night. In Seattle, it was Taylor Trammell who got his first MLB hit with a hard-hit RBI double:
We 👀 you, @Taytram24!
First big league hit ✅ pic.twitter.com/nPvjIQQA6O
— Seattle Mariners (@Mariners) April 4, 2021
Way down the coast, Ha-Seong Kim also doubled up on first MLB hit and RBI:
First @MLB hit and RBI for Ha-Seong Kim! 🇰🇷#HungryForMore pic.twitter.com/Pnr47a8BQd
— San Diego Padres (@Padres) April 4, 2021
Here’s to many more from both of them!
Tyler Kinley Moustache Appreciation Station
No stats or history here. Just vibes.
I mean, just look at it.
I had a half-finished facial hair list last year with names and dates for a potential roundup of the best in the sport, but I think I’m just gonna call ’em as I see em this season, so buckle up folks.
Photo by Icon Sportswire | Adapted by Justin Paradis (@JustParaDesigns on Twitter)