Aces Gonna Ace – When an elite pitcher does really well in a start and surprises nobody. One of the more exciting times of a season is when a pitcher gets their first ever “Aces Gonna Ace” label as they move up my personal rankings.
The Adobe – Clay Holmes‘ nickname. Read his name out loud and think of southwestern dwellings.
AGA – Aces gonna Ace. When an elite pitcher does really well in a start and surprises nobody. One of the more exciting times of a season is when a pitcher gets their first ever ‘Aces Gonna Ace’ label as they move up my personal rankings.
Anti-List – Considering that The List ranks the best starting pitchers, the Anti-List is Nick’s joke list of the worst possible starters to roll with in fantasy.
Baha Man – A pitcher in the middle of a career year who we ride out for the season and don’t expect a repeat next year. In honor of the Baha Men’s summer one-hit wonder.
Bailey Special – It’s when a starter goes 1-3 ER across 6 IP exactly with 5-7 baserunners and about a strikeout per inning. It’s the routine of 2023 Bailey Ober.
The Bear – Jordan Montgomery‘s nickname. Comes from JorMont, which alludes to the Game of Thrones character Jorah Mormont of Bear Island.
Birthday Party – When a pitcher who is rarely any good has a great start, it’s a fun day that happens about once a year.
Blame it on the ____ – When a pitcher does better than they normally should because they were pitching against a horrible offense, such as the Padres, Reds, or Marlins.
BLEGH – When a guy is below average but not horrendous. Pitching lines that make you feel uncomfortable looking at them.
Boyd Watching – Nick’s way of saying that he doesn’t want to go after Matt Boyd. Pulled from this Gary Larsen cartoon.
BSB – Blake Snell Blueprint. The approach for a pitcher to be North-South instead of East-West with their pitches. Think four-seamers elevated with sliders, curveballs, and changeups low and out of the zone. It’s what drove Snell’s 2018 success, coining the term. Nick has a poster of this strikezone plot on his wall.
Canibal McSanchez – When a pitcher throws cutters at the top of the zone, usually getting plenty of called strikes with them as batters believe it’s a high heater and let the pitch nip the top of the zone as it falls back down. Popularized by Collin McHugh and Anibal Sanchez during each of their fantastic seasons in the 2010’s.
Cardinal Sin – An off-shoot of Dodgeritis for the St. Louis Cardinals who are known to ease their young arms in. Often means that arms like Wacha, Wainwright, and Weaver all had to go through the bullpen at some point prior to starting.
Careful, Icarus – When a pitcher is putting up a great line and pitches just too long into a game, ruining it all. Often after seven frames where it goes south quickly in the eighth. Derived from the obvious Greek myth denouncing greed and this Craig Ferguson bit.
Cherry Bomb – A term given to a pitcher who could give an excellent performance or a complete dud. In other words, be really sweet (cherry) or blow up in your face (bomb).
CHIPS – Stands for Career High Ignoring Prospect Status. It’s for the cases where players have a wonky rookie season (or 4 game “first” year) that we don’t want to include when talking about career marks. Created on Twitter by reader @mgsimmons98.
CLIPS – Stands for Career Low Ignoring Prospect Status. Same thing as CHIPS, but career low instead of high.
CSWS – Stands for Can’t Start, Won’t Start. It tracks the lowest CSW rate of the season for any start of at least 90+ pitches. The current leader is Yonny Chirinos with a 9/93 mark on May 3rd.
Cup of Schmo – A fantasy irrelevant rookie pitcher who comes up for a spot start and will quickly be sent down to the minors thereafter. Can also refer to a rookie pitcher who has a spot in a big league rotation, but isn’t a household name because he isn’t good enough to be on a fantasy roster.
Dancing With The Disco – When a pitcher leans heavily on sliders filling up the zone and doesn’t have a whole lot else to offer in his arsenal. Named after Anthony DeSclafani, aka Tony Disco.
DANG – Stands for Day game After Night Game. Catchers normally sit either the day or the night game because the physical toll is a lot to play both- a fact that is relevant for streaming catchers.
Dennis – When a player has multiple poor starts, then one good outing that we know won’t stick around. Named after Dennis from 30 Rock who never lasts.
Discount Hotel – Trent Thornton’s nickname. His initials are TT = Double-Tee = DoubleTree is a popular hotel chain. Yep, welcome to Nick Pollack.
Dodgeritis – Expressing how the Dodgers rarely have a core set of starters that pitch every five days. Young pitchers get tossed back in the bullpen, the DL is manipulated, etc. You just don’t know what they are going to do with their arms each week.
Doing the Dougie – When a pitcher has a solid WHIP and allows 0 ER but strikes out one or fewer batters (in honor of Doug Fister).
Don’t Trust A Knuckleballer – Nick’s way of saying that Knuckleballers are unpredictable and can’t be depended on to be a productive member of your roster.
Double Bubble – When a pitcher does well for one start making you add him to your team, but then you quickly dropping him thereafter as you question why you still owned him. Just like how a Double Bubble is sweet for like 5 seconds, then you chew for 10 minutes without realizing you don’t need this in your life.
Dusty Donut – When a pitcher has an excellent strikeout total and great WHIP or ERA, but it comes with either a poor ERA or poor WHIP. You want to enjoy the sweet K total and ERA or WHIP, but you feel dirty for liking it.
Dutch Invasion – A term for Derek Holland‘s collapse from being a decent streamer to a poor fantasy option.
Easy A – Nickname for Aaron Nola. Comes from New Orleans (NOLA) being the “Big Easy” and Aaron deserving an “A Grade”.
Ego Starters – An Ego Starter is a pitcher Nick believes would yell at their manager if they pulled them from a game too early if they were dominating. Think Max Scherzer yelling as he’s cruising through seven innings or Madison Bumgarner refusing to get pulled after just 78 pitches.
False Start – What we’re calling the Openers of the Rays as they aren’t true starters and it’s throwing everything off.
Frank – A term for those that we don’t expect to have any fantasy relevancy over the course of a season. Derived from Frank Reynolds becoming the Trashman in Always Sunny. If they actually become fantasy relevant during the course of the season, they would be known as a Frankenstein.
The Fratty Pirate – Nick’s nickname for Ryan Yarbrough – Yaaaar Brah.
Free Real Estate – Breaking balls thrown early in counts that land in the zone for called strikes. It leans on the expectation of hitters to chase heaters early in counts.
Frizzle – An upside pitcher we’re taking a chance on to see if it works out in the short term and could be dropped next week. Often favored over boring streamers or back-end Tobys. Take chances, make mistakes, get messy.
Frozen Banana – A pitcher who isn’t interesting now and you shouldn’t pick up, but could become appealing some time down the road if everything goes right. You don’t want a frozen banana now, but you may want an unfrozen banana later.
Gallows Pole – The term given to the pitcher who earned the most whiffs on that day of baseball. A play on Joey Gallo whiffing a ton. Chris Sale wins this a lot. Denoted by a golden color highlighting their whiff total.
General Disarray – Effectively wild pitchers. They have legit stuff and may have decent control, but they aren’t locating with intent. Aim down the middle and hope for the best mentality.
Getting Bitten – BITTEN stands for Big Inning That Trashes Entire Nights. When a pitcher has a single horrible inning that destroys any hope of a successful game.
Gold Star – A daily SP Roundup award given to the pitcher who defied expectations and had the most surprisingly good game of the night. Think ‘bad pitcher who shockingly did well.’
Golden Goal – The award given to a pitcher if they earn both a Gallows Pole (most whiffs on the night) and a King Cole (highest CSW across at least 5.0 IP) on a given night.
Gosse Egg – When Daniel Gossett performs badly. A play on “Goose Egg”, which is often reserved for a 0 ER game.
GQSB – Geezer Quality Start Battle. It’s a battle between Bartolo Colon, Mark Buehrle, Aaron Harang, and Tim Hudson to see who can through the most consecutive Quality Starts to begin the season.
GQSB 2.0 – Geezer Quality Start Battle 2.0. It’s a battle between Jered Weaver and Bronson Arroyo for the entirety of 2017 to see who can accrue the most Quality Starts.
Grave Mistake – When you start a pitcher who doesn’t help in strikeouts and you’re banking on getting help in the W/ERA/WHIP and it doesn’t pan out. Based on Kendall Graveman‘s continuous disappointments.
The Great Undulator – José Berríos‘ nickname. He has a history of oscillating between fantastic games and poor outings across seasons, somehow landing between a 3.50-3.90 ERA and 1.15-1.20 WHIP every year.
HAISTBMBWT?! – Formerly HAISTFMFWT?! – Stands for How Am I Supposed To Butter My Bread With This?! Expressed when a pitcher has 0 or 1 strikeouts in a game. Props to @VladKenji for the new term.
HAISTFMFWT?! – Stands for How Am I Supposed To Feed My Family With This? Nick says it any time a starter earns just one strikeout or fewer. It was late one night back in 2014 and for whatever reason he keeps saying it. Replaced with HAISTBMBWT?!
HIPSTER – Headache Inducing Pitcher who Stiffles The Entire Roster. Essentially means the guys who have innings concerns or fluctuate so much you don’t know what to do with them. Credit to @MattDChandler for the term.
Holly – The best version of Toby – a pitcher who has decent ratios and can live in the 20-25% strikeout rate range without the realistic ceiling of being a legit ace. Think Marcus Stroman or Chris Bassitt throughout their careers.
HOTEL – Stands for Holy Trinity Equating Luck. BABIP + LOB + HR/FB are the three elements that help us determine if a pitcher is getting lucky or not. For the most part, it’s the holy trinity, after all.
Huascar Rule – Ynoa better than that’ – Huascar Ynoa was a two-pitch pitcher with an elite slider and poor fastball, who had success before it quickly dissipated. Lesson learned: Don’t trust two-pitch pitchers without two elite pitches if their best pitch is not a four-seamer. Other examples: Matt Brash, Roansy Contreras, Luis Ortiz, Adbert Alzolay, Gavin Stone, Patrick Corbin, and many others.
King Cole – The daily award given to the starting pitcher with the highest CSW rate of the evening, minimum 5.0 innings. Named after Gerrit Cole, who held the #1 CSW across the 2019 season.
Koufax – Koufax is the pitcher Pitcher List honors as the one who grants good or poor luck to pitchers. Great BABIP? Praise Koufax.
LoKer TOCAL – Lohse v. Kershaw ER Tournament of Champions and Lohse. It’s a year long contest to see which is higher: Clayton Kershaw starts with 2 ER or fewer or Kyle Lohse starts with 3 ER or more.
Loose Lips – Jeff Samardzija‘s nickname. Derived from his actual nickname of “Shark”. Shark = Jaws = Samardzija is ineffective and sink ships = Loose Lips.
MFRMSPA – Most Fantasy Relevant Miami Starting Pitcher Award. Formally the Twins and Padres, the Marlins are now the team that have no clear fantasy relevancy in their starting rotation.
MFRSDPSPA – Most Fantasy Relevant San Diego Starting Pitcher Award. Because Ervin Santana made the Twins finally have some fantasy relevance, the Padres are now the clear team that make us shrug.
MFRTSPA – Most Fantasy Relevant Twins Starting Pitcher Award. Phil Hughes won in 2014, Trevor May in 2015, and Ervin Santana in 2016 and beyond, which has made the term shift to San Diego.
Minimalist Score – The sum of ER + Hits + Walks + Strkeouts across a start of at least eight frames. One point is subtracted if they go the full nine frames. The 2015 winner was Alfredo Simon, who on April 15th had a line of 8.0 IP, 0 ER, 2 Hits, 0 BBs, 2 Ks, earning a MS of 4. The winner of 2016 was Jeff Locke who earned an MS Score of 3 on May 30th in a CGSHO. The 2018 winner was Ryan Borucki with 8.0 IP, 0 ER, 4 Hits, 0 BBs, 2 Ks on August 4th.
Money Pitch – Nick’s term for a pitch inside a pitcher’s arsenal that meets three thresholds: O-Swing 40%+, Zone rate 40%+, and SwStr rate 15%+. In other words, it’s a pitch that can do it all – miss bats, get chases off the plate as a putaway offering, and get strikes inside the zone.
Mr. Crescendo – Spencer Schwellenbach’s nickname. A crescendo is a gradual increase of loudness (swelling) during a musical composition, which Bach would obviously use often. Swelling Bach.
Natty Light – The Nationals have a light-hitting offense, so they are good to stream against. The jokes write themselves.
NC Rate – Non-competitive pitches. The rate a pitch is an auto-ball. Generally under 10% is expected with 15-20% frustrating and above 20% being horrible. Higher NC rate = more walks, less efficient, worse counts.
Neckbeard – It’s how Nick describes pitchers who live along the bottom of the zone heavily + inside and outside edges. It looks like a neckbeard in the strikezone plot as they frequently avoided the top of the zone.
NL Easy – Another way of saying NL East, emphasizing the division’s poor offensive teams.
One Night Bland – When a normally solid pitcher performs terribly and we shouldn’t read into it.
Panda – A pitcher who is Waiver Wire Fodder = WWF = Panda. Also makes the joke that the player is like Pablo Sandoval who used to be rosterable but is now worthless to your team.
The Pasta Pirate – Spencer Arrighetti’s nickname. Arrrrr + spaghetti. Fun.
PEAS – Stands for Poor Execution, Awesome Stuff. It’s given to a few players who are incredibly tantalizing, but ultimately rarely express their upside and are more headaches than guys you actually want to roster. Prime example is Nick Pivetta. Similar to a Cherry Bomb, but these players have more obvious upside despite not expressing it as often.
Philly – When a starter goes exactly 5.2 IP with 3 ER or fewer, pulled just one out away from a Quality Start. Derived from Phillies manager Gabe Kapler quickly getting a reputation for a premature hook and “close but no cigar”, i.e. a Philly.
Plague of the 19 – Nick’s way of referring to how pretty much everyone inside the “Definitive Top 19” tier of the 2016 pre-season was a disappointment one way or another.
POLLYWOGS – Stands for Pretty Overly Luscious Launching of, Yessir, a Walk-Off Grand Slam.
Power Quads – What Nick calls a group of four young pitchers who were expected to outperform their ADP entering 2017: Michael Fulmer, Jameson Taillon, James Paxton, and Aaron Nola.
PQS – A Poor Quality Start. It’s when a pitcher goes exactly 6 innings and 3 ER as a 4.50 ERA hurts your team but is technically a “Quality Start”. Formally “Pity Quality Start” but this just makes so much more sense.
Professor Chaos – Freddy Peralta’s nickname when his four-seamer is erratic in and outside of the zone and not sitting upstairs consistently. Refers to Butters’ alter-ego in South park.
Raggedy Anne – The nickname for Ben Lively. Derived from Anne Lively of Minority Report fame and the fact that Ben is not a polished player. Mash that together and you get a children’s doll. VOILA!
Ratio Focused – Pitchers on The List that get their value for being above average in ERA and WHIP. Generally not strikeout focused.
The Real Estate Broker – Grant Holmes‘ nickname. He grants homes.
REB – Abbreviation of Real Estate Broker, Grant Holmes‘ nickname. He grants homes.
Reds Carpet – Refers to the Cincinnati Reds being a horrible offense on the road. Pitchers walk all over them and suddenly get all the attention after strolling down the Reds Carpet.
Rockie Road – The Colorado Rockies are much worse on the road and are a sweet team to stream pitchers against.
Rocky Mountain Way – The rule to start Colorado Rockies pitchers on the road against average or weak teams and only at home against well below average teams. Guys like Chad Bettis, German Marquez, Kyle Freeland, and Tyler Anderson all fit this.
Shag Carpet – It’s ‘a young man’s floor.’ Rookies have lower floors than veterans for a variety of reasons (lack of experience, more jitters, etc.) and a shag carpet is what many young men put on the floor of their first apartment. Understand that with all the upside rookies can carry, they still have the potential for disaster, moreso than steady veterans.
Shag Rug – It’s ‘a young man’s floor.’ Rookies have lower floors than veterans for a variety of reasons (lack of experience, more jitters, small sample size etc.) and a shag rug is what many young men put on the floor of their first apartment. Understand that with all the upside rookies can carry, they still have the potential for disaster, moreso than steady veterans.
SHAME – Saves, Holds and Maddening ERA. You feel a little shame rostering these relievers as they threaten your ratios, but they remain a consistent source of Saves (and/or Holds), so you just put up with it.
Singled Out – When a pitcher gives up a lot of runs due to a really high BABIP as opposed to giving up the longball.
Sir W. – Williams Perez‘s nickname. Instead of a first name and a last name, Perez has two last names i.e. double surnames –> Sir W.
Spare Tires – As a follow up to the “Power Quads” these are five other young pitchers that he liked to outperform their 2017 ADP but aren’t in as much favor as the aforementioned group of four: Dylan Bundy, Sean Manaea, Garrett Richards, Jharel Cotton, and Robert Gsellman.
Spice Girl – A term given to the vast array of pitchers that were off-the-radar in the preseason that are now becoming intriguing adds but might not stick around, let it be from the minors or relievers turned starters. Examples from 2018 include Jordan Montgomery, Joe Biagini, Randall Delgado, Zack Godley, Amir Garrett, Brad Peacock. Derived from the Spice Girls’ “Wannabe”, as well as the idea that some of them stay in the limelight for a long time, while others fade into irrelevance.
Spider-Man – The nickname given to the best Toby performing at the time, since Maguire is the most prolific of all Tobys, despite the slight change of spelling.
SPOIL’D – Stands for Starting Pitchers On Injury List…Dang. Other variant is The SPITS (Starting Pitcher Injuries of Twenty Seventeen), but this one makes a lot more sense in the flow of sentences. Man, 2017 was the worst for injuries.
Still ILL – With the DL now turning into the IL (Injured List), Still ILL takes the place of DLH. Stands for Injured List Layover.
Streamer – Pitchers who are added just for a single start based on a good matchup and are quickly dropped thereafter.
TATIAGA – The Ace That Is Always Gonna Ace, i.e. Clayton Kershaw.
TEEs – Stands for The End of an ERA – plural since it’s a group of them. It represents pitchers who are giving managers a low ERA despite every indication that they should be holding a 4.00 ERA+. They are big teases and shouldn’t be depended on to produce in the immediate future and beyond. Colby Lewis is the poster child, with guys like Zach Davies, and Martin Perez also leading the way in 2016.
TIARA – Stands for Turn It Around Right Away. It’s for pitchers who are going through tough stretches but you have to give them the benefit of the doubt that they will figure it out at some point, after which you’ll have confidence starting them the rest of the way. 2017 examples include Corey Kluber, Masahiro Tanaka, and Justin Verlander.
Tobey Maguire – The nickname given to the best Toby performing at the time, since Maguire is the most prolific of all Tobys, despite the slight change of spelling. Also referred to as Spiderman.
Toby – A middling pitcher who has little upside but a steady enough floor that may earn a spot on your roster just for some stability, but is to be avoided against tougher matchups. That guy who goes to work every day and gets the job done but he’s super boring and you don’t want to talk to him, like ever. You don’t even want to acknowledge that he works for the same company as everyone else. Named after The Office character of the same name.
TPT – Stands for The Playoff Tax. Often pitchers who perform well or terribly during the playoffs have their ADP wildly affected despite the much larger sample of the regular season.
Vargas Rule – It’s a rule that’s applied when a pitcher who is historically not so great is performing at a high level we didn’t expect. You keep starting him until he gives us a reason not to, inspired by Jason Vargas‘ ridiculous start to the 2017 season.
VPQS – It’s a PQS that has both a 4.50 ERA and 1.50 WHIP. It’s the golden standard of having a bad outing that somehow gets rewarded. An extra V gets added for every baserunner after nine.
VVPQS – It’s a PQS that has both a 4.50 ERA and 1.50 WHIP. It’s the golden standard of having a bad outing that somehow gets rewarded. An extra V gets added for every baserunner after nine.
VVVPQS – It’s a PQS that has both a 4.50 ERA and 1.50 WHIP. It’s the golden standard of having a bad outing that somehow gets rewarded. An extra V gets added for every baserunner after nine.
VVVVPQS – It’s a PQS that has both a 4.50 ERA and 1.50 WHIP. It’s the golden standard of having a bad outing that somehow gets rewarded. An extra V gets added for every baserunner after nine.
Werewolf – A pitcher who has a good start once in a full moon. Don’t roster these guys.
WHERST – The opposite of the Minimalist Score as it tracks the start with the highest total of ER, Walks, and Hits. (Walks, Hits, ER, Start = WHERST). The 2017 champions were Christian Bergman and Jeff Locke with marks of 26 – Bregman allowed 10 ER, 14 Hits, and 2 Walks in his May 23rd outing, while Locke allowed 11 ER, 11 Hits, and 4 Walks in his July 3rd outing. 2018’s leader is Matt Moore with a score of 23 on May 2nd.
Young Gun – A young pitcher who may make a strong fantasy impact in future seasons, but doesn’t know how to wield his weapons just yet and will shoot himself in the foot often in the short term.
